in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize