i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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