I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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