We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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