I just saw a hot homeless man
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize