Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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