After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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