My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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