i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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