They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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