His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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