Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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