I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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