OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
my sisters under your porch take her home
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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