My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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