Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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