I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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