we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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