I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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