I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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