I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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