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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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