Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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