i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I got inside last night via doggy door
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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