who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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