sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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