last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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