He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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