6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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