i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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