woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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