Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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