Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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