I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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