If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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