This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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