was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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