I cannot find my penis.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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