I smell stomach acid.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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