NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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