he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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