Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he wants to bone in the snuggie
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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