there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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