and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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