Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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