I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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