I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Still dying that you shit outside
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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