can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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