I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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