Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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