I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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