Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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