i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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