bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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