guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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