And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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